
Wait what?

They probably needed this one.

Nevermind the lawsuit, your left arm is too fatty for the tigers and might upset their stomachs.

I would never operate a machine whose inventors felt this sticker was necessary. How many times has this happened? They never found a cause? Gee.. I have an idea, lets make more of this wonderful vehicle and sell them to people.

Malicious threats are often easier and more effective than calling a tow truck to get people out of your space.

Wow, that quite the steep penalty you've got their buddy

Wrong on so many levels...
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