10. You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka
9. You just busted my wall down… you bastard
8. It looks like you’re wearing an inflatable sumo Halloween costume but you’re not
7. You turned a shirt into a sports-bra
6. You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…
…(what does that even mean?)
5. Wat?
4. Your right foot looks like a big inflated pink condom
3. You can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one
2. You make Princess Leia look li… Wait a sec…
1.5. Oh, there we go…
1. For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size
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