Facebook fan pages are not only for declaring your love for your favorite band or website. They are the new way to say how you feel, the things you do, and how you do them. It is a personality statement. We all have those friends on Facebook that become fans of about 17,000 of these pages and, every now and then, you will get a chuckle because the name of them will hit close to home. Here are 20 of such examples. [via knucklesunited]
I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf
Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if any food magically appeared
I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy
The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?
When we were little,Why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?
I HATE running out of hot water in the middle of a shower!
I dont look out windows at night because Im afraid of seeing a face.
Eating all the fries BEFORE you get home
I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroom
I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies.
If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Saying i dunno when you cant be botherd to explain something
Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny.
I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say “k”
Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations
You’re not drunk, you’ve had one drink, so stop pretending.
When I was your age, we had to blow on the video games to make them work.
I haven’t lost it, I just Cant Find It !!
Hot Girls Eating Hot Dogs
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