The 20 funniest real names people have [pics]

I wonder what their parents were thinking? Hmm let's make our child a target for life with this name! Let’s just point and laugh and wonder, shall we? [via heavy]

I can’t imagine that being very comfortable.

This is just a horrible thing to do to a kid. “Michael Knight” I can understand, but after the Star Wars prequels a Jedi is the last thing anybody should aspire to be.

Just how open is this open house exactly?

She’s got my vote!

This seems a little bit like wishful thinking, but who am I to judge another family’s values? And he was 20 1/2 inches long…

Never been married? Really? Who wouldn’t want to be Mrs. Fagot?

I’m sure this is a very dignified Middle Eastern name but seriously: wear the name tag somewhere else. You’re making it too easy for me.

I can seriously think of no more appropriate name for a sex offender than “Mister Love.” This guy was born to do what he does.

I don’t know what this Russian lady does for a living, but with a name like Natalia Vagina it’s a safe bet she doesn’t work as a dental hygienist.

There is the off chance that this guy gave a fake name to the local news goons, but if he didn’t, he’s the punchline to about a million dirty jokes.

I probably could have done a “20 Worst Names In Sports” – Dick Butkus, Lucious Pusey, Misty Hyman, Dick Trickle – but Rusty Kuntz stands supreme.

This seems like a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy. He might as well be named “Al Gore.”

This guy probably gets prank calls like you read about.

So many jokes, so little time. How did this dumas pass the barre exam? That’s one to get you started.

You know, it’s probably a good thing that this dude is a judge. Otherwise he’d be up there with Mister Love evading arrest.

If that C was a G we’d have the most transcendent bad name in human history, but even as it stands it’s remarkably horrible.

I can’t see going through life with the name “An Ass, A Fat Ass” being anything but humiliating. I can’t imagine a worse name.

I stand corrected.

The thing is, if your last name is “Condom,” there’s not really anything that’s going to make it any better. So why not just shoot for the moon and go with Jesus?

I take everything back. This guy owns.

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