Most likely, you're doing it wrong and should probably stick the bird in the oven. Word to the wise: if you absolutely must fry a turkey, defrost it completely and make sure to dry it inside and out before dunking it in oil.
Here now, in order of least to most scary house-destroying awesomeness, the best deep-fried turkey disaster videos we could find:
6: Flameball with Playground
5: Practice Round
4: What Happens When You Add Water to a Grease Fire?
Warning: suspected Canadian turkey fryers.3: How Do We Put It Out?
Technically a Christmas Eve fried turkey.2: Use the Fire Extinguisher!
1: Turkey Flameball 2007
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